Publicado por: Profª Evelyne | Novembro 5, 2009

Halloween jokes

What did one ghost say to another ghost?Fantasma
Do you believe in people?
 
Why do witches use brooms to fly on?
Because vacuum cleaners are too heavy!
 
What do you call someone who puts poison in a person’s cornflakes?
A cereal killer!
 
What kinds of streets do zombies like  best?
Dead ends streets!
 
Why do mummies have trouble keeping friends?
They’re too wrapped up in themselves!
  
What does daddy ghost say to his family when driving?
Fasten your sheet belts!
 
What type of dog do vampires like best?
Bloodhounds!
 
What do you call a witch who lives on the beach?Bruxa
A sand-which!
 
How do witches keep their hair in place flying?
With scary spray!
 
What does a vampire never order at a restaurant?
A steak sandwich!
 
                                          
                                                                                                                                                                                                        

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